Which Wig?
Your personalized wig chooser
Answer the following questions for our profesionally tested wig suggestions
- How often do you get confused looks in public?
a. Rarely (I prefer to fly under the radar in public scenarios// my mother shared me a reddit board on tips to die alone happily)
b. Occasionally (once or twice a week- depends on how I manifested my day the night before TBH)
c. Often enough (between 0 times a week to a couple times every other day- I am bored)
d. I can't leave the house without putting on my self-confidence. Im considered a borderline freak by many.
- Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
a. Middle-class salesman at a papercompany in the suburbs of Pennsylvania.
b. On vacation with my lovely child-in-law and ex wife on the snow banks of Jamaica.
c. Surviving off of the thrill and ecstasy of my prescribed pain meds for terminal rash of the pectoral muscles.
d. Unknown/ dating your mom.
- What would the name of your theoretical arch nemesis be?
a. Ned
b. Brittany- Sales associate at Dicks Sporting Goods
c. The Baxter Farm Family
d. I love all/ your mom after our divorce
- Pick a struggle:
a. Strange attraction to toenails that you just cant shake
b. I prefer the dread and anguish of everyday life
c. Lol. No.
d. I think we all know the answer (refer to questions above for most likely result)
- Finally, would you die in a zombie apocalypse?
a. Yes.
b. Absolutely not.
c. Can we please do a test run, I don't know.
d. Depends on whether or not I have a certain ladies attention that day.
Your results are below. Calculate the number of answers you got under each letter. Whichever letter you got the most for an answer is your guide to the perfect wig.
